Our new awards are called the "I've Got a Great Idea!" Awards. To nominate, post to this blog. Nominations will be collected over Spring Break and put up for voting shortly thereafter. Thanks to those who actually voted! As for the rest of you lurkers, now's your chance to add pearls of foolishness to the awards process.
Any silly injury or (God forbid) death from shoddy or nonexistent Stage Combat is nomination-worthy. If a previous story from this blog needs nominating in your opinion, again post to this blog and tell us which.
Jenn's First Nomination: The Idiot From Home Shopping. This is why you need to NOT buy swords like this for any reason other than wall decoration, if that. Call Denny Graves instead.