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"Renewable bamboo flooring."
~Jason

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WARNING!!!
DO NOT TRY THIS ONE ALONE!!!

Harriett's habitual hunger humbled honestly after wholly consuming a hundred jalapeno hamburgers in an hour. ~Jason

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The little white scooter shall facilitate my daily commute. ~Jason

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I cannot condone needless cow-towing to mamby-pamby, wishy-washy, know-nothing, know-it-all imbeciles. ~Jason

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"Tattle me this, is Starkist Tuna truly the chicken of the sea?" - JAS

~Jason

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"Let the koala partake of the ubiquitous eucalyptus." - JAS

~Jason

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"Contraception is not only controversial, it is also conversational." - JAS

~Jason

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"Cheating on an halitosis test is practically impossible."



~Jason

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"Educated at Eton and heir to unlimited earnings, Eddie erred in estimating erroneous endeavors."

~Jason

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"There is no talking stick, but there is a shut up shoe." - Charlie, Two and a Half Men

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Today:

"How come you're always such a fussy young man? Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran." - Weird Al Yankovic, Eat It

~JAS

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"Experience is evident in confident marksmanship."
~JAS

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"I subscribe to Obscure Sports Quarterly."
- Gordon, Dodgeball

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Today:

"I bet you might be interested in speaking with a duck if you were to meet one who could talk."

~Jason

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Today:

"That guy's eyes looked like two peach pies drying in the sky."

~Jason

Special thanks to TERI! Teri is a regular blog reader here and practitioner of the VoWoD. She is a lovely lady and quite keen in the kitchen. Colorado has definitely improved since she and her esteemed mate, TROY, recently slid into town. Welcome, and best wishes in your recent endeavors! We support you. ~J

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Vocal Warmup of the Day

Approved by Monaco J. Snackcracker
Today:
"Note the rhythm of the mind with changing forms."
~Jason

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Today:
"A cold bowl of red noodles flavored with yogurt accentuated by cucumbers and cooked jellyfish." ... Doc Hattori, Iron Chef Japan
~Jason

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All VoWoD entries have been officially approved by Monaco J. Snackcracker (pictured). Enjoy and use these freely in your classes and venues!

Today:

"Today in this tiny Tennessee town I test the taste of true whiskey."

~Jason

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~Vocal Warmup of the Day~

All vocal warmups found on the Daily Cross-Swords have been officially approved by Monaco J. Snackcracker (seen at left) prior to posting.

Enjoy and use these freely in your own classes and venues!

Today:

“Zucchinis and oysters bear palatable similarities.”

~Jason

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~Vocal Warmup of the Day~

All vocal warmups found on the Daily Cross-Swords have been officially approved by Monaco J. Snackcracker (seen above) prior to posting.

Enjoy and use these freely in your own classes and venues!

Today: Special thanks to our cat, the inspiration for this VoWoD -

“She is a sleek and tubular culinary sleuth.”

~Jason